Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Death: ‘THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.’ Albert: ‘Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.'”

- Terry Pratchett

“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”

- Oscar Wilde

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

- Groucho Marx

“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”

- Tom Stoppard

“A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.”

- Ambrose Bierce

“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

- Oscar Wilde

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Death: ‘THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.’ Albert: ‘Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.'”

“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”

“A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.”

“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Death: ‘THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.’ Albert: ‘Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.'”

“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”

“A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.”

“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”