Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

- Bob Hope

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- Yogi Berra

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”

- Bill Vaughan

“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

- Maurice Maeterlinck

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

- Mark Twain

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”

“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”

“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”