Tag Archives: black humor

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

- Alice James

“People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

- Unknown

“A person doesn’t die when he should, but when he can.”

- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

- George Carlin

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

- Unknown

Tag Archives: black humor

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

“A person doesn’t die when he should, but when he can.”

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

Tag Archives: black humor

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

“A person doesn’t die when he should, but when he can.”

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”