Tag Archives: Funny Death Quotes

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous
Posted on April 15, 2016 by Ellary Allis (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

- An anonymous architect
Posted on November 6, 2015 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)
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“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

- George Carlin
Posted on October 9, 2015 by Marissa Abruzzini (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, ‘Kurt is up in heaven now.’ That’s my favorite joke.”

- Kurt Vonnegut
Posted on June 26, 2015 by Marissa Abruzzini (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

- Ashley Montagu
Posted on January 16, 2015 by Julie Gesin (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)

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“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”

- Larry Lorenzoni
Posted on January 9, 2015 by MaryFrances Knapp (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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