Tag Archives: Funny Death Sayings

A Tombstone under a Tree Reads:

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go." - Unknown
Posted on February 6, 2015 by Marissa Abruzzini (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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Adventurous Wilson Mizner is reported to have said to a priest just before he died:

"Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking to your boss."
Posted on December 19, 2014 by MaryFrances Knapp (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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Falling Asleep is One Thing!

But just how tired are you?
Posted on December 5, 2014 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)
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In 1728, Surrounded By Friends at Her Death Bed, Comtesse di Vercellis Breaks Wind

Her last words are "Good, a woman who can fart is not dead." Within minutes, she dies.
Posted on September 26, 2014 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)
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We All Hope Death Will Never Approach

It's a funny sort of universal wishful thinking
Posted on June 27, 2014 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)

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“I have a long-standing friendship with death. When it comes, I will ask her to sit down and relax, then I’ll suggest to her champagne. Because, in fact, I’m a coward.”

- Salvador Dali
Posted on June 20, 2014 by Zoë Byrne (Editor in Chief, SevenPonds)

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