Tag Archives: Humorous Quotes

“When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don’t say anything, just stand there…”

- Unknown
Posted on March 20, 2015 by Julie Gesin (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

- Maurice Maeterlinck
Posted on February 27, 2015 by Kimberly Lane (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“There are three natural anesthetics: sleep, fainting, and death.”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Posted on February 13, 2015 by Zoë Byrne (Editor in Chief, SevenPonds)
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“I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.”

- George Burns
Posted on December 26, 2014 by Marissa Abruzzini (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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In 1728, Surrounded By Friends at Her Death Bed, Comtesse di Vercellis Breaks Wind

Her last words are "Good, a woman who can fart is not dead." Within minutes, she dies.
Posted on September 26, 2014 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)
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When A Daughter Has Had More Than Enough of Her Father – Even in Death

We reprint a New York Times story from the Metropolitan Diary Column
Posted on August 8, 2014 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)

Dear Diary: My sister and I were tending plants at her Manhattan community garden when a woman approached and asked whether the ashes of her recently deceased father might be spread in the garden. Before my sister had a chance … Continue reading →

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