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“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.”

- Henry Youngman

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

- Anonymous

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”

- Truman Capote

“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

- Johnny Carson

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous

“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “

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Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.”

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”

“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.”

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”

“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “