Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

- Anonymous

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

- Mark Steel

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

- Bill Hicks

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

- Robin Williams

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

- Victor J. Stenger

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

- Italian Proverb

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”