Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

- Groucho Marx

“Birth and death are mandatory in life. Everything in between is complicated.”

- Unknown

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”

- Bob Hope

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

- Terry Pratchett

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

- Anonymous

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

-Mark Twain

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

“Birth and death are mandatory in life. Everything in between is complicated.”

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

“Birth and death are mandatory in life. Everything in between is complicated.”

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”