Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

- Unknown

“At my age, flowers scare me.”

- George Burns

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

- Patrick Moore

“I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer”

- Unknown

“If you don’t have any problems – it means you’re dead.”

- Unknown

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

- An anonymous architect

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

“At my age, flowers scare me.”

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

“I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer”

“If you don’t have any problems – it means you’re dead.”

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

“At my age, flowers scare me.”

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

“I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer”

“If you don’t have any problems – it means you’re dead.”

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”