Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

- Brian Clough

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

- Ashley Montagu

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

- American Proverb

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

- Steven Wright

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

- Dave Farber

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

- John Barrymore

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”