Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”

- Franz Kafta

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

- Susan Ertz

“I never wanted to see anyone die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.”

- Clarence Darrow

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

- Mark Twain

“Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.”

- Henry David Thoreau

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

-Ricky Gervais

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

“I never wanted to see anyone die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

“Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.”

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

“I never wanted to see anyone die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

“Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.”

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”