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“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

- Groucho Marx
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“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”

- George Bernard Shaw
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In 1728, Surrounded By Friends at Her Death Bed, Comtesse di Vercellis Breaks Wind

Her last words are "Good, a woman who can fart is not dead." Within minutes, she dies.
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“One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days that change everything.”

- Beverly Donofrio

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“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

– George Burns

More from “Laughter is Medicine”: The Wheel of Doom How to Communicate with a Friend from Beyond the Grave “I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another … Continue reading

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“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Related SevenPonds Articles: “Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.” “Green” Memories “To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness”

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