Tag Archives: Humor

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

- Mark Watson

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day!”

- George Axelrod

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

- Winston Churchill

“Middle Age: when you chose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy”

-- Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

“I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.”

- Billy Bob Thornton

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P.J. O'Rourke

Tag Archives: Humor

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day!”

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

“Middle Age: when you chose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy”

“I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.”

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

Tag Archives: Humor

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day!”

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

“Middle Age: when you chose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy”

“I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.”

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”