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“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

- Joan Rivers
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“Knock Knock…who’s there?”

"Yikes...Death!"
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“I Did Not Attend the Funeral, but I Sent a Nice Letter Saying I Approved of it.”

- Mark Twain / Ebenezer Rockwood Hoar

(This quote, like many witty quotes, is often wrongly ascribed to Mark Twain, though it was actually Hoar to whom it should be attributed, as the website “Quote Investigator” details. Twain’s place in our collective imagination continues to earn him … Continue reading

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“I do not fear death. I resent it. Everything must die, apparently, and I am no exception. But I want to be consulted. You know what I mean? Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of something, and it doesn’t bother to wipe its boots.”

- Tom Robbins
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“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

- H.H. Munro
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“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

- Maurice Maeterlinck
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