Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- Yogi Berra

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

- Mark Twain

“At my age, flowers scare me.”

- George Burns

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

- Patrick Moore

“Death is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.”

- Dick Sharples

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

- Unknown

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

“At my age, flowers scare me.”

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

“Death is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

“At my age, flowers scare me.”

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

“Death is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”