Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.”

- George Axelrod

“My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.”

- Joey Bishop

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

- Lawrence Durrell

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

- Mark Twain

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

- Patrick Moore

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

- Robert Schimmel

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.”

“My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.”

“My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”