Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

- Caitlin Doughty

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

- Brian Clough

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

- Ashley Montagu

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

- American Proverb

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

- Steven Wright

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

- Dave Farber

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”