Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

- Michael Gill

“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

- Johnny Carson

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous

“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “

- YG2D.com

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen

“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.”

- Helen Hayes

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.”