Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

- Groucho Marx
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“A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.”

- Ambrose Bierce
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“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- Yogi Berra
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“At my age, flowers scare me.”

- George Burns
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“If you don’t have any problems – it means you’re dead.”

- Unknown

 

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