Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

- An anonymous architect

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

- Mark Watson

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

- Unknown

“I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

- Woody Allen

“I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.”

- Billy Bob Thornton

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P.J. O'Rourke

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

“I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.”

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

“I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.”

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”