Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

“Let’s be serious, isn’t every Friday ‘Good Friday?'”

- Unknown

Want to Get The Most Out Of Life? Say Cheese!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

  “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”

- Terry Pratchett

“I do not fear death. I resent it. Everything must die, apparently, and I am no exception. But I want to be consulted. You know what I mean? Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of something, and it doesn’t bother to wipe its boots.”

- Tom Robbins

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

- H.H. Munro

“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

- Maurice Maeterlinck

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

“Let’s be serious, isn’t every Friday ‘Good Friday?'”

Want to Get The Most Out Of Life? Say Cheese!

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”

“I do not fear death. I resent it. Everything must die, apparently, and I am no exception. But I want to be consulted. You know what I mean? Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of something, and it doesn’t bother to wipe its boots.”

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

“Let’s be serious, isn’t every Friday ‘Good Friday?'”

Want to Get The Most Out Of Life? Say Cheese!

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”

“I do not fear death. I resent it. Everything must die, apparently, and I am no exception. But I want to be consulted. You know what I mean? Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of something, and it doesn’t bother to wipe its boots.”

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

“The living are just the dead on holiday.”

  “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”