Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

“I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.”

- Billy Bob Thornton
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“Life is a Terminal Disease. No One Gets Out Alive. Enough Already.”

- Paul Williams' mother's comment as her body fails
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“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P.J. O'Rourke
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Are You Really Bored to Death?

R.I.P You Died of Boredom
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“I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.”

- Steve Martin
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“Everyone Needs to Eat.”

"I once heard of a man who baffled scientists with his reputed ability to forgo eating for years on end, and well, that man is dead." - Zach Golden
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