Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

- Joan Rivers
Posted on June 5, 2015 by Zoë Byrne (Editor in Chief, SevenPonds)
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Are You Really Bored to Death?

R.I.P You Died of Boredom
Posted on May 29, 2015 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)
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“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”

- Douglas Adams
Posted on May 8, 2015 by Marissa Abruzzini (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)

 

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“When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don’t say anything, just stand there…”

- Unknown
Posted on March 20, 2015 by Julie Gesin (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“I do not fear death. I resent it. Everything must die, apparently, and I am no exception. But I want to be consulted. You know what I mean? Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of something, and it doesn’t bother to wipe its boots.”

- Tom Robbins
Posted on March 13, 2015 by Greer Barker (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

- H.H. Munro
Posted on March 6, 2015 by Marissa Abruzzini (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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